Someone forwarded these, let's share.
1. Pak Lah, Najib, Shahrizat and Anwar were sitting in a KTM trainheading up to Penang for campaigning. Near Ipoh, the train goesthrough a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel. Shahrizat and Pak Lah are sittingthere looking perplexed.Najib is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Pak Lah is thinking: "These guys are all crazy after Shahrizat. Najibmust have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that sheslapped him."
Shahrizat is thinking: "Najib must have moved to kiss me, but kissedPak Lah instead and got slapped."
Najib is thinking: "Damn it, Pak Lah must have tried to kissShahrizat, she thought it was me and slapped me instead."
Anwar is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I couldmake another kissing sound and slap Najib again."
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