Sunday, November 18, 2007

(a joke2share)

An old preacher was about to die soon. So he sent a message asking both his banker & lawyer, both church members, to visit him at his home.

When the banker & lawyer entered the dying preacher's bedroom, the preacher held out his hand & motioned them to sit on each side of his bed. Then the preacher grasped their hands, sighed & smiled contentedly. No one said anything.

Both the lawyer & banker were touched & flattered tat the preacher requested for them to be with him during his final moments. but they were also confused coz the preacher had always been criticising them about their greed & despiseful behaviour. The preacher never particularly liked them.

Finally, the lawyer asked, "Preacher, why did you ask us to come?"

The preacher gathered his strength & smiled with his eyes closed, "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go."

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