'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard
'Jesus is watching you.'
Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'
Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler, Jesus.'
3 comments:
I just lost my Rottweiler, Cara to Cancer. She was 10 years old. She loved everyone and was very loyal. God created us all, animals too. My dog had far better qualities than most people. Thanks for this. I love Rottweilers. Any person or animal if raised with hate will have a hard time not showing it. It's the same for love. I pray God looks after my sweet Cara. RIP my dear friend. Love M
I'm so sorry to hear about your loss. I understand it, coz I've lost my pets before as well. I love rottweilers too, pitbulls.. above all I love and choose to cherish the mutts aka mongrels. Dogs choose to love the owners, it is the owners' responsibility to choose to train the dogs up.
I love Jesus. I used to think that being Christians we should never think about money, and that God provides. But how wrong I was. Remember the story about the talents? Who says that having God as our Master allows us to be passive? Money is our servant - we should grow and groom our servants so that they can serve us and our Master better- isn't it true? Ever since, my perspective have changed. Check out this website - it definitely has helped me, and I hope will help you too. www.showeringcash.info/ www.showeringcash.com
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